break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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