after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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