I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
