I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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