he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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