He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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