I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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