my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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