But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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