First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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