Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just forgot I was standing up.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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