Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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