I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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