ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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