My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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