So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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