He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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