Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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