Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
