I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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