i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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