it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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