Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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