See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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