Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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