she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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