Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I am one with the molecules
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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