You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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