How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You were trust falling into bushes
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