i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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