and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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