I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
