I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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