Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
how drunk are you?
Several
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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