oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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