ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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