and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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