i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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