he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
