Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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