I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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