Life is so much better after having sex.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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