Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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