'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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