His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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