We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I just put wine in my tea
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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