walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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