Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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