you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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