Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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