You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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