i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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