at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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