D3 body, D1 cock
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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