I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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